Lately,
the news from the adolescent front has been not
so good. Once we were told--in contradiction to
actual experience--that these were the best years
of our lives (which seemed to suggest, if you thought
about it, that pimples and PE class were as good
as it would get, and it was all downhill from eighteen).
At some point between Gidget and Ghost
World, however, we came to understand that adolescence
is in fact a hostile terrain, these days littered
with the mounting casualties of drugs, alcohol,
sex, depression, school shootings, Internet predators,
broken families, suicide, eating disorders, obesity,
backbreaking homework loads, high-stakes testing,
brutal peer pressure and too-indulgent parents.
Like, nihilistic despair, you know, dude?
But now, just as we've gotten
comfortable with the Survivor version of
the teenage years, along come two memoirs of adolescence
in which authors Rich Cohen and Henry Petroski look
back not in anguish, dysfunction, and bitterness,
but in fond and nostalgic reminiscence. What, didn't
they get the word from the writers' union?
Cohen's book, Lake Effect,
is set in mid-1980s Chicago suburbia, while Petroski's,
Paperboy: Confessions of a Future Engineer,
is set in mid-1950s New York suburbia. But they
recall together a contented, lingering interlude
between childhood and grownup responsibility, when
all that really mattered was the moment at hand,
and the future was an unwritten story with everything
still possible.
Henry Petroski's book begins with
his family's move, on Petroski's twelfth birthday,
from Brooklyn to Queens. It is the 1950s of big
cars and brisk prosperity, when kids pedaled to
the corner candy store for egg creams. Henry gets
a bike for his birthday, takes on a paper route,
hangs out with a few pals, sculpts his hair into
a DA, engages in occasional acts of petty vandalism
and other youthful indiscretions, attends a Catholic
boys' high school and thinks vaguely of girls. And
there you have the gist of the narrative trajectory
of Paperboy: Confessions of a Future Engineer.
Which is not at all to say that the book is a dull,
or even a slow read, though if you want lightning
pacing and edge-of-the-seat excitement, you would
probably do best to look elsewhere. As befits its
subtitle, Petroski's book is a series of measured
meditations on such matters as building a new bike,
unwrapping a pack of illicit smokes, and most importantly,
folding newspapers and flipping them onto front
stoops from a moving bicycle.
The author of books such as The
Pencil and The Evolution of Useful Things,
Petroski has a gift for rendering the ordinary in
unexpectedly intriguing detail. Very large sections
of Paperboy are devoted to the finer points
of newspaper delivery, such as the range of techniques
evolved to accommodate thick papers, thin papers,
and Sunday papers with their stack of supplements.
It's the sort of matter you might never otherwise
have given a second thought to, like the million
other components of everyday living, but once you've
learned about it, you can't imagine why you never
wondered about it before.
With Paperboy, Petroski
suggests that long before he even knew what an engineer
was, he was examining the world through an engineer's
eyes. He was seeking out patterns, structures, organizing
principles, from watching how people stood or sat
or fidgeted at Sunday Mass, to truing the spokes
on his bicycle, to examining the ways that commuters
folded their newspapers to read while standing on
crowded buses.
Even human behavior is so analyzed.
There is a bizarre sequence in which Petroski's
freshman year algebra teacher begins, for no apparent
reason, to call Petroski "Herman Peterson,"
and then determinedly punishes Petroski for refusing
to respond to the name. This goes on for an entire
school year. One might expect Petroski to bridle
still at this extended subjection to strangely sadistic
petty autocracy and arbitrary injustice, but even
this he seems to regard instead as an intriguing
conundrum, a difficult equation set for him that
nearly a half-century later he is still trying to
puzzle out. He brings the same curiosity to analyzing
his own behavior, wondering why he and his friends,
all "nice" boys, were drawn on occasion,
and with little thought, to small crimes like breaking
the bulb on the corner street lamp or contriving
to blow the suspension on a city bus in order to
have an excuse to be late for school.
That's about as confessional as
...Confessions of a Future Engineer gets.
This is a quiet book, a soothing antidote to anxious
times.
Rich Cohen's Lake Effect updates
boyish pleasures for the 1980s--there's considerably
more drinking, drugs and sex--and yet there is a
strangely innocent, wistful feel to this book whose
subject, as Cohen writes, is "a certain season
and the thrill of a certain kind of friendship and
what happens to such friendships when the afternoon
runs into evening."
Cohen is a middle-of-the-heap
kid in a huge suburban high school when he is introduced
to the book's central character, Jamie Drew, known
universally, to students and teachers alike, as
"Drew-licious." Drew, writes Cohen "was
the true hero of my youth, the most vivid presence,
not only of my childhood but also for kids up and
down the North Shore. Words he said, gestures he
crafted, swept our school like a craze....He was
quick and dashing and honestly the smartest person
I have ever known...." Drew is good-looking,
imaginative, adventuresome and independent, and
he harbors a personal tragedy that only adds to
his mythology. Jamie Drew is the romantic center
of the story, the light that makes every experience
burn brighter and richer.
Cohen and Drew hang out with their
friends Joe Pistone, "who wished he had been
a teenager in the fifties, drove a '61 Pontiac GTO,
and dated girls in polka dots" and Ronnie Flowers,
a forever morphing identity in human form, who goes
from picked-on fat kid to hulking weight-lifter
to "groovy, drugged-out stoner," to money
guy in the city over the course of the book. They
go to parties. They stay out all night on the beach.
They make an occasional trip to Chicago. Summer
drifts into fall into winter into spring into summer
again.
Lake Effect is about the
friendship of young men when girls are desired but
still unfathomable objects, about bonds forged in
cheap beer and borrowed cars and aimless adventures
and talk late into the night, when it all feels
important and exciting in some way you can't quite
define and you can't imagine ever wanting any of
it to change. And then it all changes, until there's
nothing left of it but old stories you can't quite
explain to your wife and in-jokes you no longer
understand scrawled in your high school yearbook.
As with Paperboy,
nothing much at all really happens in Lake Effect,
but it is the strength of Cohen's writing to make
this ordinariness resonate. Lake Effect is
a lyrical book, dreamy, wistful, like the long,
lazy afternoons at the very end of summer.
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